My husband says I was hallucinating ( bless whoever came up with drugs in the delivery room ), but I swear I saw her gnaw off her own umbilical cord.Īnyway, I could have skipped this and simply begged for the honor to sit at her feet and learn.Ĭonfession time: I did not make it all the way through the audiobook. Shes 10, and shes been fully in charge of my home since she clawed her way out of my womb. Retreat Retreat Weve misjudged the enemys abilities I can definitely use the help of a master strategist. I figured this book would help me gird my loins ( or whatever it is you do ) when you head into battle.īack off, Skanks Youre not getting past the front door Still, even teenage boys pale in comp.īack off, Skanks Youre not getting past the front door Still, even teenage boys pale in comparison to the sheer terror that comes with sharing a home with pre-pubescent girls. I need to prepare myself to defend my babies home from the invading whores hoards. If you like Sun Tzus Art of War, you might also like Miyamoto Musashis Book of Five Rings and Baltasar Gracians Art of Worldly Wisdom. Its funny, but what really got me interested in this book was the album of the same name by Sabaton. The Art of War is a book which should be used to gain advantage of opponents in the boardroom and battlefield alike.
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